Fresh Meat: Bring on the Lushes

All my favorite reality TV lushes are back to continue their reality career by pursuing the possibility of up to 100 K by enduring physical and hopefully embarrassing challenges. And luckily today’s challenge gave me a real chuckle! Running through mud with blind folds looking for exercise balls is the stuff of great TV to me!

So who is back for this season of drinking, drama, and back stabbing? The usual suspects and luckily some fresh meat! As much as knowing the history of all the characters and players comforts me, it just gets old watching those once young reality whores year after year. Luckily they brought in some hot new talent. In my ripe old age of 22, most of the new men are probably too young for my blood but I am not opposed to drooling over Wes. I worship that mean. He is so fine. And he isn’t going out with that bimbo Kelly any more so I’m in luck. Too bad the Real World cast seem to date only other cast members exclusively.

Who don’t I like? KENNY! That guy is a douche lord for sure. He reminds me of an ex-boyfriend of mine: cocky and always getting the upper hand despite his insensitivity and lack of respect for others. People who are that cruel do not deserve to win challenges or have me wrapped around their finger! It makes me physically ill which is why I am so glad Wes had the reigns in this first episode. And Sara’s all “Oh ‘trans girl’ get on Kenny’s side even though he treated me like dirt during the last challenge while I lusted after his villainous ass” What are you thinking?! Take my advice, side with Wes. The man is a super hero.

Oh ya and Darrell and the fastest girl in the fresh meat roster got kicked off. Boo hoo. I don’t care. You both really blew it at the elimination challenge. Which is really surprising because you were chosen because everyone feared your stacked team.

Upcoming reality shows: Tough Love: Couples! This really excites me because I love seeing Steve put fragile women in the hot seat, I secretly wanted to be in the singles cast, and I think Steve will be more successful dealing with couples. Last two seasons of women were epic flops in the relationship department.

Also, Dominoes isn’t lying. Their pizza got better.

Later