The Twats of Celebrity Apprentice

I'm at the library trying to study so I'm going to try to make this breif.

I watched The Celebrity Apprentice today and I couldn't help but notice some real twat antics.
A) Brett Micheals- you are not a young hot rock star anymore. The news anchor of MSNBC might be cute and adorable, but she is not interested in some commitment phobe Peter Pan like yourself. Seriously,grow up. I can't imagine anyone who is interested in you any more besides your low life Rock of Love contestants. And to think you have kids. You are stuck in Never Never Land my friend. You need to calm down and get it together. I can't believe Brett is in the final four in the men's team. If he wins, I will lose all respect for that show. The strongest contender in my mind is Holly Robinson Peete.
B) Rod Blagojevich- You were once a vital proponent of running our fine country and you can't even operate any digital device at a proficient level? He can't text message which basically means he can't operate a phone beyond the capabilities of a rotary phone. He even struggled with calling his team. And he can't e-mail! How do you communicate without the digital written word? Twat.
Seems to me the biggest requirement of governing is saying "Hello, how are you?" And to think twats out there are rolling in the big bucks when I'm getting an engineering degree and can't find a job. What a pisser.
But Rod got kicked off anyways so kudos men's team and Trump for making the right decision.
C) Sharon- You are one real low class piece of work. I can't believe you were once the host of a Charm School reality show. You think Holly is as boring as watching ice melt? Well the only entertaining redemption I see in you is your unbelievable disrespect for others. Get off my TV screen. I would've ripped your eyes out if you said that to me. Twat

In conclusion I'd like to add that this show is pretty slow moving. Especially at the end. An hour and a half is really overkill. I don't need to hear Donald pull teeth about who should be voted off.